the Banana Brand (™)

the DTG Banana

the Beannana

the Cosmic Banana

the Embroidered Banana

t͟hə bəˈnanə brand

Designed for strength, utility, and beauty.

The Graphite Beannana is my favorite sailing cap. It keeps me warm on the water and finds me company when I'm ashore.

Thanks for the tank. It's a most excellent combination of exquisite and nutritious. Let's jam on the bananjo again soon!

I feel so sad when I see people running on the road near cars. You should run on trails with a banana buddy, its healthier!

The DTG Banana is my favorite playing basketball shirt. It sits perfect and doesn't chafe. Plus, the design is baller too.

Yo the banana brand is a trip! Far out my friend. I look forward to seeing you again soon. What did you call that tea, banana envy!?

Totally my new favorite super comfortable nighttime sleep and cuddle shirt I stole from my bf. Thanks for the jammies!

"There ought to be a harmony in the symmetrical relations of the different parts to the whole", just like the banana brand.

The banana brand is cream of the cropportunity for sure just like banana bread with chocolate chips and/or walnuts!

Balance flavor w/ nutrients. Everything in moderation. Love always. Never! drop the ball. the banana brand gets it. Do you?

I love to talk to people on the ski-lift. I spotted the beannana on the slopes and found my boo in the lodge. I love the banana brand!

Dogs age ≈ 6X faster than us which is a most curious fact to reflect upon. Furthermore, bananas are good for them too!

The coast is a corridor for the ecosystem, and medicine for both the hearts and minds of all creatures, just like the banana brand.

Don't be stupid. Our lives are intertwined. Be the destroyer of vices, otherwise the banana brand will destroy you.

Watch out for posers. If it's not bananas in a shopping cart by RW it's not the Banana Brand. Stay tuned!

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